Arrest Record

-October 11th, 2007. Webster, MA 

Charges: Inciting Violence (tried as minor).

Incident: For running into the ring during the intermission of a local wrestling event wearing a sparring helmet and union suit.  Town worker informed me I was lucky to not have been shot. By whom was unclear. 

Mom’s reaction: Amused.

-April 20th, 2011. Worcester, MA

Charges: Disorderly Conduct (expunged), Disturbing The Peace (expunged), Resisting Arrest (expunged).

For driving the vehicle in while my accomplice called some town workers names out the window (not premeditated). One of these town workers seemingly offered to allow me to fight him in return for my freedom. I declined as I suspected it to be a trap.

Mom’s reaction: Not pleased.