The Royal-Avifauna Fall Bowling League

The premier candlepin bowling league in Central, MA

We are proud to announce the inaugural season of the Royal-Avifauna Bowling League, hosted at Sparetime Recreation in Whitinsville, MA. A 14-week schedule from September to December for players of all skill levels. With our scaled scoring system, it doesn’t matter if you are 8 years old, drunk, near-sighted, or all of the above! Anyone on any given day can take home the W and potentially a trophy or prizes at the end of the season…? All you need to be able to do is show up and pay for the lane and shoe rental. Even if you can’t, princebird.solutions may offer sponsorships. Assemble your 4 person teams and register today!!

rules - schedule/standings

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“I've been bowling for so long, and I really, really enjoy it.”

— Mookie Betts, professional athlete

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“I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.”

— Lil’ Kim, notoriously fond of sex

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“Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.”

— Steven Tyler, probably talking about candlepin bowling