Medical Record

-October 18th, 1991. Framingham, MA. (Birth)

-Age 5, Chicken pox.

-Age 7, Chin was cut open by my brother throwing a book at me in the car. Tried not to snitch. 

-Age 11. Pustules formed on my body from a rare disease. Was cleared up with amoxicillin.

-Age 12. Sprained pinky finger from football practice.

-Age 13. Had surgery on my gums to thicken them.

-Age 15. Got choked out. Next day I smoked an empty blunt wrap with the choker. All good.

-Age 17. Near death experience. Slipped into a waterfall, went into shock and drowned. Only stubbed my finger. Was put into an induced coma.

-Age 21. Moped slipped on a wet road plate. Bruised hip.

-Age 25. Wisdom teeth removed.

-Age 27. Weird rash appears on my face.